Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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