You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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