You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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