I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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