This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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