Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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