So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
