Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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