it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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