I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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