naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You ate ashes out of my bong
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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