i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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