But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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