It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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