I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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