That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
