I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The adults are the big ones right?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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