i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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