I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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