Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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