that's an acceptable place to lick
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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