so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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