I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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