You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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