...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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