Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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