if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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