I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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