bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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