It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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