he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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