"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
