It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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