Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
