Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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