I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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