If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My life is pants optional.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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