the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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