Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
