they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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