yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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