Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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