He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I am midnight drunk by noon
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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