Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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