so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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