She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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