Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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