try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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