i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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