i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Randomize
