So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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