There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
