Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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