I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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