some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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