PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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