Your tits are I can't wait for
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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